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2022 Season

Favorite Baseball Names

  • "Mashin' Mikie" Mahtook, Tigers
  • Kyle "Smelly" Garlick, Twins
  • Jonathan "Johnny Lasagna" Loaisiga, Yankees
  • Jett Bandy, Red Sox
  • Charlie "Chuck Nazty" Blackmon, Rockies
  • Rougned "Fetid" Odor, Rangers
  • Scooter Gennett, Free Agent
  • Yonder "Bonzo" Alonso, Retired
  • Burke "Bad Hop" Badenhop, Retired
  • Homer "Simpson" Bailey, KC
  • Grant "Walk Off" Balfour, Retired
  • Anthony "Widemouth" Bass, Reds
  • Boof "Boofer" Bonser, Retired
  • Milton "Monopoly" Bradley, Retired
  • Larry "Boogaloo Down" Broadway, Retired
  • Lance "Off" Broadway, Retired
  • Rocky "Bing" Cherry, Retired
  • Buck "Down" Coats, Retired
  • Phil "Ice Cold" Coke, Detroit
  • Roman "Cologne" Colon, Retired
  • Christian "Kentucky" Colonel, Retired
  • Coco "Crisper" Crisp, Retired
  • Dennis "Turtle" Dove, St. Louis
  • Johnny "Outstanding in the" Field, Cubs
  • Tommy Field, Rangers
  • Jimmy "Gobble" Gobble, Kansas City
  • Brandon "Bush" League, Seattle
  • Francisco "Truffle" Lindor, Giants
  • Nook "Nookie" Logan, Washington
  • Randy "Quicksilver" Messenger, Florida
  • Angel Pagan, Giants
  • Wily Mo Pena, Washington
  • Felix "Pumpkin" Pie, Chicago Cubs
  • Brett "Chill" Pill, Giants
  • Trevor "Poof" Plouffe, Twins
  • Terrmel "Sister" Sledge, SD
  • Justin "Fire" Smoak, Seattle
  • Drew "Highly" Smyly, Philadelphia
  • Tony "Take a" Sipp, Indians
  • Denard "Spanner" Span, Twins
  • Drew "Toe" Stubbs, Reds
  • Nick "Swish" Swisher, Yankees
  • Mike "Rainbow" Trout, Angels
  • Ross "Big Bad" Wolf, Rangers
  • Kerry "Three" Wood, Cubs